so i noticed a couple of new things while watching hetalia for the fuckteenth time.
for instance, this:
at first it seems normal but
an italy curl
and then there’s this
it seems like spain’s just being a dork but
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
#the last one just gets me so bad because he already feels helpless without his arm so he tries to back away but subconciously he thinks it’s#still there#so he falls on his face and it hits him even harder how helpless he is#and then he tries to give his life to save his brother again because it’s the only thing he can do#and ed is just such a strong kid that everyone forgets he’s just a kid but he really is#and it hits you like a freight train in the last one#cries ok I’m done
I’m sorry but that was needed cause it made me cry. ;w;”’
"Shit white guys say to Asian girls"
other stupid, creeper shit white men say to asian girls:
"hey, i’m the most powerful, financially able and respected race in the united states. of course your cute little ass wants to date me!"
"i can make your life so much more successful. i can give you anything you want in life. because i’m white."
"god, i LOVE asian culture. you know why asian women are just so treasurable? it’s the cute, docile way you guys behave. white girls and black girls are getting annoying because they speak their mind and have independent attitudes. i feel like i’m being tossed around. but no. you. asians. youre just dying to serve, arent you? its in your culture to be submissive. its sO HOT."
"why would you be with a wimpy, skinny asian guy with a chopstick dick when you CAN BE WITH ME, MIGHTY DONG."
"i can get you that citizenship, baby. i know you want it."
YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I WANT TO SHOVE MY CHOPSTICKS INTO YOUR PISSHOLE UNTIL IT GOES UP THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF YOUR DICK THEN ILL SNAP IT IN HALF